first thing tis morning when i reached ofice, "kring kring" (phone ringing) and so i picked up "hello, syarikat ayam (bkn name sebenar)" and the caller happens to be a colleague and he requested to speak to one of the ofice darling. i wasn't eavesdroping when i heard the ofice darling said to another colleague dat "pinocchio" is not coming in today coz rumah die bocor. what a lame excuse! anybody with a straight mind could tell its a lie. so wat if there's a leak, ure not a plumber, are u?! plus, i happen to know dat pinocchio lives with a couple of other guys. don't tell me d whole lot is on leave today, have their house sunk or sumtin? then, on my way to see the FC, i saw another pinocchio's name written on the white board with a remark "car breakdown". wow! these ppl are of the same kind - boring, uncreative and lame.

ok, not dat i care but, speaking of excuses, im not gonna brag but i happen to be quite a master of coming up with good excuses. its all about being creative so it doesnt become lame. i could tell dat both pinocchios were lying through their teeth tis morning. my mate usop knows some of the tricks i got up my sleeves, some are quite funny come to think of it, but it have saved lives (or my a** at least). my point is, be ORIGINAL. if ure helplessly boring, go see ur doctor, he'd gladly give you sick leave :)